Tibits San Francisco
octoberreads:
“ yellowpillowcase:
“ beigency:
“ itsstuckyinmyhead:
“ greythegryphon:
“ masculinityissofragile:
“ YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
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Am I the only one distressed that he included...

octoberreads:

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

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i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

well at least he’ll never have to worry about tampons being in his house

(via carryonwithchloe)

leupagus:

jakegyllencallme:

metalhearted:

Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

#I WILL FIGHT MY OWN TUMMY!!!!!!!! via queenklue

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

2000ish:

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’eve heard in my life.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

mangoluvah:

anomaly1:

adriftinthecosmos:

coochietickler:

sourcedumal:

WELP

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you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash. 

“How to be an ally 101”

That gif though lol

(via dani-talks-shit)

thegits:

that is a courageous little girl

(via dani-talks-shit)

g0h0stgirl:

lukshiznits:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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You guys are fucking silly

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and I’m gonna prove it!

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Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

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I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

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IT GOT BETTER.

(via slightlyoddbutcharming)

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(via cosimacormier)

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